Many Thousands of Dollars And A Few Nervous Breakdowns Later...

Meet Blue Clifford:





[My now-deader-than-a-doorknob very very red Mazda MPV was dubbed Big Red by N after viewing The Clifford Movie, in which the Clifford is named Big Red by a circus trainer. When asked what my new car should be called, N hesitated only seconds before announcing, "Purple Clifford." I had to proclaim that I would not be calling the car Purple Clifford since it is blue, not purple, before N would consider a slight revision to the name. He may only be 5, but he's one stubborn little cuss. He also makes a cameo appearance in the top photo.]