Well, At Least He Knows His Limitations

Baroy: N, come on, it's time for your bath.
N: Wait, Daddy, I have to spit out my gum.
Baroy: That's OK. You don't have to spit it out.
N: Yes I do. I can't take a bath and chew gum at the same time.

[You know you're a mother when...you hear this story and the first thing you think is NOT "Oh, how funny that he used a well-worn metaphor in such a literal way," but rather, "EWWW. You were going to let him take a bath with gum in his mouth?"]