Sometimes Laryngitis Sucks

Heard in the bathroom: Gray, I have to go to the bathroom, but you can come in with me. Jenny comes with me all the time.

Heard inside my head: Uh-oh. I'm pretty sure my seven-year-old daughter shouldn't be inviting seen-year-old boys to watch her urinate.

Heard issuing from my open mouth: A couple of hoarse, squeaky, strangling noises.

Heard in the bathroom: Giggling, then flushing.

Damn. I'm going to have to have a talk with that girl later on...when I can actually talk.