From The Mouths of 9-Year-Olds

Last night, watching Project Runway’s season finale (yes, we let Em stay up until 11 on a school night, Just This Once), we listen as Michael talks about the journey of discovery his collection is supposed to represent, and then gaze slack-jawed as the women walk the runway.

Me: Oh my god. She looks like a prostitute!
Em, without taking a beat: Well, maybe that’s what she’s discovering about herself.