Why???

I know he's sick.

I know he's feeling restless from being confined inside all day.

I know he thinks there's nothing cooler than peeing outside.

But why? Why? WHY would a five-year-old sneak outside to pee on the grass and then, spying the dog, decide to switch targets?

And why why WHY would he think that I would respond positively to his wide-grinned announcement of having done so?

Ew.

That poor, put-upon, peed-upon dog.