Too Much Information

This is what I did this week at work: Wrote a press release about a genetically engineered mouse who pen*s is bigger than that of other mice. Prior to writing about it, I sat in the scientist's office and looked at photographs--color photographs--to back up the assertion. Yep, this is what it's come to. I write about rodent d*ck contests. I look at mousey p*rn.

More 'fun' things about this mouse? It has hair growing out of the "palms" of its tiny feet. Yeah, there's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm just not up for it right now. I have to go scrub out the inside of my eyeballs.