Feh.

I know you're not going to feel sorry for me. If I weren't me, I wouldn't feel sorry for me, either. But here's the thing: I just got my royalty statement for my bipolar book (link to your right) and, see, the book? Not selling like hotcakes. Not even really selling like cold cakes, whatever those are. From January to June, it sold less than twice the amount it sold from its release date in December to the end of that same month. At this rate, I'm never going to see another penny from this book, never going to earn back my advance, either. I'm only about a third of the way there, and since things are only bound to slow down from here on out...

Feh.